HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY AND TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!
How to make a man happy??
It is only necessary:
1) Sex;
2) Food;
3) Beer;
4) Football.
How to make a woman happy??
The story begins ...
At the highest peak of Tibet lives the wisest man in the world.
Once a boy was looking for her and asked:
- Master Teacher! What is the shortest and surest way to the heart of a woman?
The master replied:
- There is no safe route to the heart of a woman, child.
All tracks on the edge of cliffs and paths without maps, full of stones
and poisonous snakes ..
- But then, master ... What should I do to win the heart of
my beloved?
Then the guru said:
- Making a woman happy is easy.
- You only need to be:
1) Friend
2) Fellow
3) Lover
4) Brother
5) Father
6) Head
7) Educator
8) Cook
9) Mechanical
10) Plumber
11) Interior Decorator
12) Stylist
13) Electrician
14) Sexologist
15) Gynecologist
16) Psychologist
17) Psychiatrist
18) Therapist
19) Bold
20) sympathetic
21) Sportsman
22) Tender
23) Aware
24) Gentleman
25) Intelligent
26) Imaginative
27) Creative
28) Sweet
29) Strong
30) Comprehensive
31) Tolerant
32) Prudente
33) ambitious
34) Capable
35) Valente
36) Determined
37) Trustworthy
38) Respectful
39) fond
40) And, preferably, RICH!
- Do not spit on the floor;
- Do not scratch the bag in front of her;
- Do not belch loudly. In fact, not belch;
- Give flowers and many .. Many present;
- Cut and clean nails .. Do not eat the nails;
- Do not fart under the blanket. In fact, not fart.
- Lift the toilet seat before you pee.
- Use deodorant (to pay);
- Flush the toilet after you leave;
- Do not talk dirty word;
- Do not be funny with others;
- Do not speak ill of her mother. In fact, love her mother;
- Do not paunchy. In fact, not fattening;
- Do not dawdle in the shower;
- Do not come home late.
- Get back to work and running;
- Do not drink with friends until late. In fact, not friends;
- Do not be stingy. Use at least two credit cards;
- Do not say that women can not drive;
- Do not look at other women .... In fact, there are no other women;
- Learn to cook;
- Say 'I love you' at least 05 times a day;
- Wash the dishes;
- Call her, anywhere;
- Let her talk for hours on the phone;
- Do not snore;
- Do not be fanatical about football;
- Make shave every day not to scratch it;
- Never complain about anything;
- Notice when she cut her hair, even if only
Pods, and always say that was beautiful ...
And yet it is very important not to forget the dates of your birthday,
engagement, wedding, graduation, menstruation, date of
First kiss, mother's birthday, aunt, brother or sister dear;
Anniversary of grandparents, the best friend ... And Cat
Unfortunately, compliance with all of these instructions does not guarantee 100%
her happiness, because it might feel trapped in a life of
suffocating perfection and run away with the first fret 'joker of life'
to find.
- And most importantly, my boy ... Wait ... Come back here ...
- NO ... DO NOT JUMP ... kill yourself!!