How to kill a pony!

How to kill a pony one might ask

Its easy, really, its not that hard

As you may think it its, but it is not

Some will tell you that you need tools

One might even say, this is crazy stuff...

One might even say, you actualy need a pony!

To kill, but this is just crazy non sense stuff

So, how to kill, ask me

Well, I'll start from the beginning

First you need the second thing on the list

The second thing I can't say what is

But the third is no secret, everyone knows it

So on to the fourth, this one is strange

So keep away from it, the fourth you better skip

And what about the fith? What about the fith?

It lies right next to the fourth, so skip it too

Grab the sixth, that will be your best tool!

Now that you have all that you need

Its time to get the only thing you don't need

The pony itself! Yeah, you don't need to get one

Just use all the six stuff from the list

And a pony you may kill!

It's true, and if you don't believe, try it yourself

The easiest thing on this world you just did

Congrats, a pony you've killed

Some people may say that new ponys are born

But let me tell you Fella, they will just die as well

No pony can survive with all these pony murders out there

It is a dangerous world for a pony to live, Kid

So, when you got your pony, grab it very hard

Don't let it go, until you feel it's the right time

Because when the things are too hard, a pony you may kill

Don't push yourself to the limit, it won't do much

Limits aren't really supposed to exist at all

Feed your pony well, and it may live for a year or two

And good is when, you actualy, forget that it will die soon

As soon as you notice that you want a horse

But you can't have even a pony

Smile up, Kid, as you see your pony dead on the grass

Because, well because...

All the ponys are supposed to die.