France, I Louvre you.

 Eiffel in love with France at first sight.

 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a Notre Dame.

 I tried climbing that Tower in Paris but Eiffel.

 I louvre the idea of spending the summer in France.

 I always feel Triomphe-ant in France.

 You should only visit France in winter if you have a French coat.

 I am In-Seine-ly in love with France.

 France has In-Seine-ly beautiful sights.

 Eiffel off a tower once while in Paris.

 I just love Catacomb-ing my way around France’s beautiful cities.

 You must be from France because you’re driving me in-Seine.

 There is no difference between a tick and the Eiffel Tower. They’re both Paris-sites.

 What’s not to Louvre about France?