Alguns trocadillhos sobre a França e os franceses, feitos por ingleses, of course...

French Puns

I’m feeling very France-y today.

When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.

France is always a beret good time.

I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.

Summer in France is st-Eifel-ing.

Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican.

It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.

I Musee, the French have great taste in art.

I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.

France — it’s just a oui bit different.

It’s time to say Versailles to France.

There’s so much to do here, so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.

I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.

From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera.

You better baguette about it.

I hate to leave, but it’s time for me to escargot.

When in France, we only have breakfast of the Champignons.

The food in France is Brie-ond belief!