Holiday - Chronicle # 23 (English)

Woof! Woof! Good morning, folks!

(Daddy) -- Good morning, princess!! Are you worried about something?

Woof! Woof! I'm very upset at you, daddy!

(Daddy) -- Why, my princess? I did nothing!!

Woof! Woof! Exactly!! Which date was last Monday?

(Daddy) -- Well, it was the Fourth of July!

- Woof! Woof! Precisely! Is the Fourth of July an important day?? 

(Daddy) -- Yes, it is a remarkable day!! It is a day for celebrating with fireworks, a parade, the National Anthem, a barbecue, a holiday…

- Woof! Woof! Ok. Does it ring a bell??

(Daddy) -- Yes, it does now!! It is when the United States commemorates its independence!! Oh, my Goodness! I forgot to tell you about it! I'm so sorry, princes!!

- Woof! Woof! No, daddy!! I'm not talking about the Independence Day of the US. We live in Brazil, remember? The Fourth of July is a remarkable day because…Now, you fill in the blanks…because…

(Daddy) -- I'm completely lost. Please enlighten me!

- Woof! Woof! It seems to me that you use your head to separate your ears, only !! I reached ONE THOUSAND followers on my Instagram on the Fourth of July!! And you did nothing about it, daddy! No parade, no fireworks, no holiday, no barbecue, no nothing!!!

(Daddy) -- I'm so sorry, my princess. I was terribly worried about your security. Besides, I had a weekend-long meeting with all the beaches of João Pessoa. They are excited about crowning you their princess. As you know, Manaíra and Bessa beaches didn't like the idea of sharing their princess with them!! That's why we did not celebrate it.

- Woof! Woof! You're forgiven!

From now on, the Fourth of July will be a holiday in Brazil, too.

Now, call the Brazilian President to sign it into law.

(Daddy) -- Yes, my princess! Right away!!

Billy Parakalow
Enviado por Billy Parakalow em 08/10/2022
Reeditado em 13/02/2023
Código do texto: T7623262
Classificação de conteúdo: seguro
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