The marijuana little old lady

She was a retired quiet old woman who planted cannabis (*) for an extra money in her backyard.

One afternoon she was sipping her green tea when two policemen knocked on her door. One of them had a search warrant. She let them come in and they meticulously started looking around her place. They found nothing inside… but, when they opened the kitchen door... the cannabis very fresh and green leaves were right in front of them.

She was ‘caught’ ! Very rapidly, she thought of an acceptable excuse... Then, with her eyes wide opened on her angelical face, she seemed surprised with the ‘plantation’ and told them with a weak voice:

"I didn’t sow anything! They just started to sprout out!”

Mirna Cavalcanti de Albuquerque

Rio de Janeiro, January 9th, 2012