Questions not to be put to Mr Tiger Woods - for the time being...:

- How's your drive been of late?

- In your opinion, who's the driving force in golf nowadays?

- Are you sure Mr Nicklaus sincerely expects your prompt return to the game?

- Are you concerned with the current trends of large felines extinction?

- Your golfing friend Donald Trump has sent you his well-wish card yet?

- Where were you when the Capitol was stormed, and amongst all the damage, five lives were lost?

- Would you accept an invitation to go in Kamala Harris' footsteps in politics, or you feel still a bit too green for such a shift

- Was your accident something equivalent to a whole in one?

- Have you been in thorough observance of sacrifices imposed for Lent

such as fasting, alcohol abstention, and temptations of the flesh?

- How do you putt up with all this mess? Would you take a temporary refuge in the quiet realms of the Kardashians?