One day Imma gona to Malta to bigga hotel

In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast

I tell the waitress I wanna 2 pieces of toast

She brings me only one piece

I tell her I wanna to piece

She says go to the toilet

I say you dont understand

I want to piece on the my plate

She say you better no piss on the plate

You son of a bitch!

I dont even know the lady

And she calls me a son on a bitch

Later

I go to eat at a bigga resturant

The waitress bring me a spoon and

a knife, but no fork!

I tell her i wanna the fork

She tellin me everyone wanna f***

I tell her you dont understand

I wanna fork on the table

She say you better not f*** on the table

You son of a bitch!

So i go back to my room in a hotel

And there is no sheets on the bed

Call the manager and im tellin him I wanna sheet!

He tellin me go to the toilet

I say you dont understand

I wanna sheet on my bed!

He say you better not s*** on my bed

You son of a bitch!

I go to the check out

and the man in the desk says

Peace on you, I said piss on you too

you son on a bitch!

Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci