May I kill your Yellow Teddy Bear?

Hey girl, don’t do that, it is not fair

You swapped me for a yellow Teddy Bear

I was surprised to hear you are now together

Now my life has become worse, not better

 

I admit he’s charming and handsome

But I am your man while he is bothersome

I can’t stand his lovely eyes on your lips

Your becoming in love with him gives me the creeps

 

But I’ll laugh at you if he one day bites

Because I heard he sleeps with you all nights

I can’t stand so much jealousy of this “damned thing”

After all, he will never sing for you like I sing

 

He is always with you in the pics

Hugging you and kissing your cheeks

Tell him I won’t stand seeing you too close

One day I’ll commit a crime killing you both

 

Now that the winter has come near

I am more and more jealous of you both, dear

So please let him go to his place in the cold hemisphere

So that I can stay with you and love you with no fear

 

H.F.'s Yellow Teddy Bear I hated so much!