American humor

The guy walks into a roadside bar and read the board: sandwiches, $ 4,00, drinks 1,00$, hand job, 10,00$...

He takes his seat and shouts to the waitress:

- Hi, are you the girl who does the hand job?

As she nods positively, smiles, and walks gaily toward his table, he commands:

- Please wash your hands and make me a sandwich...